- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

swear words -jesse

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The power to shit for 5 days

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

ability to levitate using my fart...

The ability to read your own mind

the power to know when a politician is lying

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to bread toast!

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power of learning

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

Pointless Super Powers