- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The ability to hear fish.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

The power to urinate in mouth.

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The Power to Power

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

Pointless Super Powers