Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to have a V8

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to be missed when present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!