The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The ability to see through insects.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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Being able to fly in place.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!