- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to display emotions at will

The power that will grant you no power.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

shit and piss at the same time

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to walk through air.

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

the power to summon fire with a lighter

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to become famous on vine

The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

The power to write fast but only when your hungry

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

to not blink for 5 seconds

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

Pointless Super Powers