The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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boo

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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Being only half invisible.

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The ability to not live forever

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!