- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

Pointless Super Powers