- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The power to create a unicorn online.

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The ability to police irony

the power to summon a massive midget

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to turn into a tree.

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to always know the exact time.

The power to be superman with no power's

Pointless Super Powers