- Pointless Super Powers

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to do something while you can play games.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

the ability to constantly have the fever

the power to morph into yourself

32% Levitation.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to wish you had a power

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

Liam Brudenell

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!