The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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the power to turn retarted

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to scare female plants.

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cry acid tears

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The power to create shit

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!