The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!