- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to take a crap.

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The power to both love and hate marmite.

the ability to look into your brain

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to make lipstick fly

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

i love to make shit brix

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

the ability to un-dank any meme

the power to read this sentence

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

Liam Brudenell

The power to (place useless super power here)

Pointless Super Powers