The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to read this.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

the power to turn retarted

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to get this. Do you get it?

The ability to be heard in space

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

The power to never be old but died at young age

The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!