- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to find pokemon attractive

The power to do everything that you can do.

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The power to waste money

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to take a s*** on people

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

swear words -jesse

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

The power to make pencils dull.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

Doing a handstand with your feet

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

Pointless Super Powers