The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to run Crysis.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!