- Pointless Super Powers

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to lock open doors

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

To have the ability to piss off the police

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!