The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to die at will

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!