- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to be superman with no power's

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to smell farts from miles away

The power to find pokemon attractive

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to take a s*** on people

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to make lipstick fly

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

Pointless Super Powers