the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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the ability to command watermelons

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to murder rocks.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!