The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to die at will

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!