The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to have an ability.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to be normal and average

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!