The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to be french.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to be fireproof under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!