- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think oppositely

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to die at will

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

the power to animate condiments

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to die

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power of 12% levetation

The power to not do it.

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The power to become famous on vine

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

The ability to change the color of your poop

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

Pointless Super Powers