- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The power to be gay on command.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to shit out of your nose

The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

the power to shape shift to yourself

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

Pointless Super Powers