- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read this.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to be a common person

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

the power to defecate while standing up...

Infinite knowledge when dead

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The power to get hard at will.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

the power to get sick

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

power to fly when your underwater

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

Pointless Super Powers