- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to not have a brain!

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to shit on the ceiling

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

the ability to levitate

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to read your own mind

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

Pointless Super Powers