- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

To have the power to breathe

The power to die when you get old

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

Pointless Super Powers