the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to never come into existence

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to pee any color

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!