the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to grow more genitals.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power of being pointless

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to hear in the dark.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to see through glass

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!