The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The ability to control dairy products

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to make your bowel work backwards

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being black

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the power to animate condiments

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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the power to fail at everything you do

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!