- Pointless Super Powers

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power of women's rights.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

The power to understand irony.

The power think five times slower.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to die using only your mind.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

the power to like charlie

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

Infinite knowledge when dead

the power to get in the van

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to forget what your superpower is

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!