- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

The power to poop without wiping

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

The power to grow fingernails.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to smell people's moods

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to be invisible when singing

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

Pointless Super Powers