The power to kill yourself.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to be an idiot.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!