Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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the power of being yourself

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!