The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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the power to die on the spot

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to change your eye color.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!