The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to be super ugly

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!