- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to like this power

The power to die at will

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

the power to like charlie

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

Every time you clap some one dies

Pointless Super Powers