the power to turn retarted

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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boo

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to live.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!