The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to change your emotions

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!