- Pointless Super Powers

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to make coma patients bark.

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The ability to see through insects.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to cum out of your finger tips

the ability to look into your brain

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to do something while you can play games.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

Nope. Just nope.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!