the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to eat nandos

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!