The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to think of food

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to die early.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!