- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to negate all powers including your own.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

the power to complete math exercises

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

the ability to glow in the light.

Pointless Super Powers