The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to ignore useful information

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!