The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to explode on demand.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to be powerless

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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being black

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!