The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to change your emotions at will

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!