- Pointless Super Powers

The power to fly when you fart

+147

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

+137

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

+137

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

+129

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

+127

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

+113

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly when you fart

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

the ability to see through air

To be able to summon old people

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

the power to shit with your mouth

The ability to see through insects.

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to start time.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to die

The power to be powerless

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

Pointless Super Powers