The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to lose this power.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!