The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to fart tear gas

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Taekwondo

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!