The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

The power to stand still for five hours

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

The power to exhale clouds.

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

The power to make my own sandwich

To have a permanently invisible tounge.

The power to summon single earthworm at will.

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!