The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to kill yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!