- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

The power to say something only when you have a mouth

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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the power to see when the lights are on

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

the power to youtube poop

The power to write a country song

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The power to think you love her but you don't.

the power to count from A to purple

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

Pointless Super Powers