The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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Being a freemason

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to see air

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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to die when you are happy

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!