The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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levi Hahne is gay

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The ability to swim in water.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!