The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to create powers

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The power to be stupid

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!