The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the power to jerk off

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The ability to swim in water.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to be pointless!

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to be dead

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!