The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!