The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to think of food

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to fart on a plane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!