BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power drown in water

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to die early.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!