The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

to do nothing

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The power to be invisible to only yourself.

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to teleport through open doors.

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!