- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fart your way to the moon

The power to make yourself forget your life

The ability to turn into an embryo

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to spell 'a' correctly

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

The power of writte with our feets.

The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

The power to instantaneously switch hats.

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

The ability to abruptly end conversations.

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

Pointless Super Powers