the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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the power to be able to blow air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!