The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The Power to fart glitter

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to be a woman

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to know where the beef is

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!